Everyone needs someone.
For love, or care, or friendship, everything in between or none of them, you need someone. See, human beings are social animals. They need interaction with other beings, otherwise we’ll go mad.
Sound familiar? Maybe you’re in the same position. After all, you clicked on this article to find out whether it’s a boyfriend you want, or a dog. We’ve got here a list of things that you might be looking for, and which you ought to get.
They’re called man’s best friend for a reason.
#2 Partner in crime
A puppy is always game for some adventure, no matter where you decide to go.
#3 Unconditional love
They’re full of love that they have no idea what to do with.
#4 Trust with secrets
They can’t even talk, so they’ll keep your secrets forever.
#5 Someone who depends on you
They’re basically babies with fur, they need you to look after them.
#6 Someone who’ll defend your honour
They might not have complete grasp on what honour is but they’ll defend yours till they die!
#7 Nighttime snuggles
#8 Someone to have sex with
Verdict: Boyfriend, obviously, you goddamn sicko.