How To Know If You Actually Want A Boyfriend Or You Just Want A Dog

Everyone needs someone.

For love, or care, or friendship, everything in between or none of them, you need someone. See, human beings are social animals. They need interaction with other beings, otherwise we’ll go mad.

Sound familiar? Maybe you’re in the same position. After all, you clicked on this article to find out whether it’s a boyfriend you want, or a dog. We’ve got here a list of things that you might be looking for, and which you ought to get.

#1 Companionship

Verdict: Dog 

They’re called man’s best friend for a reason.

#2 Partner in crime

Verdict: Dog

A puppy is always game for some adventure, no matter where you decide to go.

#3 Unconditional love

Verdict: Dog

They’re full of love that they have no idea what to do with.

#4 Trust with secrets

Verdict: Dog

They can’t even talk, so they’ll keep your secrets forever.

#5 Someone who depends on you

Verdict: Dog

They’re basically babies with fur, they need you to look after them.

#6 Someone who’ll defend your honour

Verdict: Dog

They might not have complete grasp on what honour is but they’ll defend yours till they die!

#7 Nighttime snuggles

Verdict: Dog

#8 Someone to have sex with

Verdict: Boyfriend, obviously, you goddamn sicko.