Picture this. You’ve just snapped the most adorable selfie of you and your pupper in the entire history of you wielding a camera. You touch it up a little in photoshop (don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me) and bang it up on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. You wait. And wait. And wait. No notifications, no likes, no loves, no nothing. What happened? It’s the best pic ever.
The answer is your caption was weak. What did you go with “me and my dog”? “Fun times at the beach”? That’s boring. What you need is an awesome caption that your social media followers cannot resist. Well, fear not we’ve got you, check out these 28 captions that people can’t help but give a like.
1. “A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than you love yourself.” — Josh Billings
2. “Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.” — Kinky Friedman
3. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” — Andy Rooney
4. “When I needed a hand, I found your paw.” — Unknown
5. “Some things just fill your heart without trying.” — Unknown
6. “Love is a four-legged word.” — Unknown
7. “What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs.” — Unknown
8. “Forget diamonds. Dogs are a girl’s best friend.” — Unknown
9. “Be the person your dog thinks you are.” — J.W. Stephens
10. “When an eighty-five-pound mammal licks your tears away then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.” — Kristan Higgins
11. “Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, and filling an emptiness we didn’t even know we had.” — Thom Jones
12. “If I had a dollar for every time my dog made me smile, I would be a millionaire.” — Unknown
13. “Money can buy a lot of things, but it doesn’t wiggle its butt every time you come in the door.” — Unknown
14. “Love is wet noses, sloppy kisses, and wagging tails.” — Unknown
15. “Dogs are God’s way of apologizing for your relatives.” — Unknown
16. “If my dog doesn’t like you, I probably won’t either.” — Unknown
17. “Life is too short to have just one dog.” — Unknown
18. “The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.” — Unknown
19. “All you need is love and a dog.” — Unknown
20. “Sometimes, you just gotta lay on the floor with your dog.” — Unknown
21. “Dogs are my favorite people.” — Richard Dean Anderson
22. “When all else fails… hug the dog.” — Unknown
23. “If I could be half the person my dog is, I’d be twice the human I am.” — Charles Yu
24. “You can’t buy love, but you can rescue it.” — Unknown
25. “Home is where the dog is.” — Unknown
26. “The best therapist has fur and four legs.” — Unknown
27. “If my dog makes you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to lock you up in the other room.” — Unknown
28. “You can always find hope in a dog’s eyes.” — Unknown
Give them a go. These captions are pure gold. Sooner or later you and your dog will be social media superstars par excellence. And if one of them doesn’t work, fear not, there’s another 27 waiting there for you. Have fun!
