No, It’s not being a writer. It’s trying to find a job at this amazing Twitter account. It’s called “We Rate Dogs,” and well, simply put, they rate dogs.
Big dogs, small dogs, and everything in between, they’ve got a ranking for any doggo that you might want to get a second opinion on. Essentially, they’re rotten tomatoes for dogs (but not as mean). Not only that but they’ve given rock-solid justifications for their ratings.
Check ’em out by scrolling below.
At least he gives you a big sweet smile as a reward. That is more than what a cat would do.
He has mastered the art of puppy dog eyes and we are quaking in our boots.
That is certainly not acceptable!
‘I will fire my canons if you come close Hooman!’
Or maybe he is just trying to taste the sand?
That is the reaction of most people when they touch it for the first time.
The sky’s above have graced him with the power to look like Edward Cullen!
Is that the long lost cousin of Dumbo? Maybe he can fly as well?
‘MyLady.’ *tips fedora*
Are we sure he’s not faking it? Most people do.
I bet he is one thirsty boi.
But that wonky ear is what makes him great.
It looks like he is wearing numerous seatbelts. We love a safe doggo.
Are we sure, he’s not part hippopotamus?
I am glad she is not driving while drunk.
Let me do some quick math here. That’s 23 doggos, each scoring between ten and 204 out of ten. So if I just carry the one and, yup, an average score of 13/10. Agree with the ratings? Did your favorite dog get unfairly maligned by the critics? Maybe run the list by some friends because as far as I’m concerned, this Tomatometer was right on the money.
If you don’t agree with the above ratings, why not let us know in the comments what you would rate these good boys?
