Everyone knows that every doggo has one superpower, the ability to sleep wherever he fucking pleases. Be it upside down, inside out, on a bed of hot coals or through a 9.1 magnitude earthquake. It’s something we as doggo owners have become very familiar with. It must date back to ancient times when we’re out hunting antelope side-by-side, you’d have to catch a few Z’s any way you could.
People might have graduated to better sleeping situations, but these doggos will still sleep wherever they want.
#1 What’d he expect when he brought his pupper to class?
#2 Take my word for it, there’s a doggo in there
#3 Playtime is over when I say it’s over!
#4 I think he just had his Christmas Turkey…
#5 Only his snoot needed to be warm
#6 His position is the least awkward element to this picture
#7 I bet he’s dreaming about eating footrests
#8 Together forever
#9 Dude, what did you eat?
#10 Day 18: I have given up trying to scale the rest of the ravine…
#11 His owner really should have noticed him while he was hovering.
#12 Great excuse for the kids not to empty the dishwasher
#13 He caught that sunbeam alright…
#14 Almost, just a bit… backward.
#15 At least he’s on good terms with the sheep.
#16 I’m too lazy to climb the stairs too…
#17 He’s either fallen asleep or is hotwiring this car!
#18 That can’t be good for his teeth.
#19 I hope this article has proven that doggos will sleep wherever…
#20 …and however they fucking want!
#21 For as long as they fucking want!
I envy doggos and their ability to sleep wherever they want. As a human, I have to subsist with a mattress, a mattress that will inevitably have to be replaced.