I think I may have found my calling.
No, It’s not being a writer. It’s trying to find a job at this amazing Twitter account. It’s called “We Rate Dogs,” and well, simply put, they rate dogs.
Big dogs, small dogs, and everything in between, they’ve got a ranking for any doggo that you might want to get a second opinion on. Essentially, they’re rotten tomatoes for dogs (but not as mean). Not only that but they’ve given rock-solid justifications for their ratings.
Check ’em out by scrolling below.
#1 Charlie – Master psychologist
At least he gives you a big sweet smile as a reward. That is more than what a cat would do.
#2 Winston – Canadian patriot
He has mastered the art of puppy dog eyes and we are quaking in our boots.
#3 Carrot – Carrot
That is certainly not acceptable!
#4 Zara – Footwear model
#5 Oliver – Feudal lord
‘I will fire my canons if you come close Hooman!’
#6 Rooney – Scientist
Or maybe he is just trying to taste the sand?
#7 Farfle – War hero
#8 Bernie – Playa
That is the reaction of most people when they touch it for the first time.
#9 Curtis – Conquering fear
#10 Divine Doggo – Heaven sent
The sky’s above have graced him with the power to look like Edward Cullen!
#11 Remy – Stick owner
Is that the long lost cousin of Dumbo? Maybe he can fly as well?
#12 Leo – Vape hipster
‘MyLady.’ *tips fedora*
#13 Anonymous – Hair icon
#14 Panda – Supremely content
Are we sure he’s not faking it? Most people do.
#15 Ambrose – Fastest gun in the west
#16 Ace – Working class hero
I bet he is one thirsty boi.
#17 Max – Always keeping an ear out
But that wonky ear is what makes him great.
#18 Meyer – Safety advisor
It looks like he is wearing numerous seatbelts. We love a safe doggo.
#19 Anonymous – Concerned parent
#20 Rubio – Body positivity activist
Are we sure, he’s not part hippopotamus?
#21 Livvie – Keeping the spirit of the ’60s alive
#22 Bella – Doesn’t drink and drive
I am glad she is not driving while drunk.
#23 Doggo Squad – Good boys
Let me do some quick math here. That’s 23 doggos, each scoring between ten and 204 out of ten. So if I just carry the one and, yup, an average score of 13/10. Agree with the ratings? Did your favorite dog get unfairly maligned by the critics? Maybe run the list by some friends because as far as I’m concerned, this Tomatometer was right on the money.
If you don’t agree with the above ratings, why not let us know in the comments what you would rate these good boys?
