Oh, boy.
As much as I love my cat, I know that the is a little devil. And completely incapable of feeling responsible for his actions. Every time he does something he isn’t supposed to, I yell at him, and he unflinchingly stares back. Then goes right back to doing it when my back is turned.
Even though I love him, there are millions in the world whO JUST PREFER DOGS FOR THEIR SIMPLE AND UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
#1 Cat pretending she didn’t destroy the towel.
I'm done with politics tweets until I get mad again. here is my cat pretending she doesn't know who destroyed the paper towels pic.twitter.com/c3AXIPTcD6
— rachel (@rachelmillman) September 20, 2017
#2 Dog celebrating birthday.
https://twitter.com/AIejandraaa__/status/797640140344553472
#3 Cat whines about tipping over food container.
うぎゃ〜 pic.twitter.com/SMgvzQXGsB
— 健 (@bnr7403) September 15, 2017
#4 Grateful dog.
so my mom accidentally ordered an xs dog bed but he's still grateful.. pic.twitter.com/Lm5rfdIWeL
— pae❁ (@paetonmathes) April 11, 2017
#5 Devious cats.
"Go back to bed. This doesn't concern you." pic.twitter.com/53L15p5iXU
— Richard Kadrey (@Richard_Kadrey) July 13, 2017
#6 Hungover pug sends telepathic love.
https://twitter.com/Lavlyjably/status/828966918774259718
#7 Cat tries scamming insurance companies.
My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money. pic.twitter.com/rFzaXLiXgi
— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) August 9, 2017
#8 Goose the dog graduates.
https://twitter.com/surrgee/status/722971487926251520
#9 It’s Han’s way of saying he loves you too.
https://twitter.com/kendrawcandraw/status/775731141202575360
#10 Worthy or not worthy?
https://twitter.com/4da_nguyen/status/827942011030347776
#11 Cat killers.
Goodbye Mufasa. I'm the King now. pic.twitter.com/u7B1gMEAaL
— Maud Bernabé (@MaudBernab) August 12, 2017
#12 Pluto
https://twitter.com/DylanLangley/status/825256693747429376
#13 Masters of hide and seek.
I spent like 2 fucking hours looking for my cat pic.twitter.com/pq6nCiOB0p
— iamelimckenzie ❁ (@iamelimckenzie) August 4, 2016
#14 Waiting for the bus.
https://twitter.com/carlysodunn/status/803733029747232770
#15 Puppy love.
Every time I take my dog for a walk she has to stop to see her crush. It's like Romeo and Juliet pic.twitter.com/mJvHIrH2SQ
— bennett (@mbeezy69) October 3, 2016
#16 Catblock.
https://twitter.com/JaretteNicole/status/778481692826742784
#17 Antics of a cat.

#18 Tweeting with dog.
https://twitter.com/desnichole13/status/906377091830005760
#19 Plotting murder.
https://twitter.com/awaleisa/status/917705108879798272
#20 Independent dog.
https://twitter.com/taliaphillips2/status/756507113053097984
#21 Cats aren’t very great dogs.
Cats don't always make the best dogs pic.twitter.com/CUVx9PgAmQ
— Luv Kittens Daily (@LuvKittensDaily) April 4, 2017
#22 But dogs are very good dogs.
https://twitter.com/victoriaaycock/status/787445006696984576
#23 Average life of a cat owner.
https://twitter.com/EmrgencyKittens/status/915743866925527046
#24 Whereas dogs try and catch rainbows.
https://twitter.com/kierstennamber/status/641795910091956224
