As a dog lover, you must relate to the warmth and joy that you feel browsing through the cute doggo photos on the Internet. Everyone who has a dog never misses out on an opportunity to show the world how smart and adorable they are.
It’s not just pictures that catch our attention anymore.
These tweets about dogs are so clever and hilarious that you would laugh out loud at them. So sit back and enjoy, wherever you are, while ignoring the judgmental stares for laughing like crazy!
#1. Priorities.
DATE: my eyes are up here
ME: [imediately looking up from their dog] sorry— jonny sun (@jonnysun) June 15, 2017
#2. Helluva Magic Trick
https://twitter.com/mogvvai/status/930232715688886272
#3. Socializing with Humans? Nah!
https://twitter.com/CuteEmergency/status/952365911230615552
#4. No Doubt Mike is the Best
https://twitter.com/monicaheisey/status/940952681027440640
#5. The Greatest Hit Number
I wrote a song about your dog it's called give him to me
— Dee (@figgled) July 4, 2016
#6. For the Pro Gamers
made a virtual reality game where you pet a dog. thats it thats the whole game pic.twitter.com/YqBbtRFBiA
— manny マニー 404 (@mannynotfound) June 28, 2017
#7. Gonna Try this One for Sure
[makes a little voodoo doll of my neighbor's dog and pets it]
— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) December 10, 2017
#8. Not the Beethoven He Wanted
https://twitter.com/DanMentos/status/931980370471411712
#9. Dogs have Better Manners, That’s Why
I unconsciously smile at people's dogs as they walk them down the street. Recently I smiled at a man's dog as I was lost in thought and he said, "Bitch smiles at a dog but won't look me in the eye." A DOG WOULD NEVER SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT, THAT'S WHY.
— Louise Hung (@LouiseHung1) December 19, 2017
#10. The Right Way
my dad had the dog sit up front while me and my mom and brother sit in the back pic.twitter.com/rEVknWw3Rp
— emily (@spaghemily) March 21, 2016
#11. The Presentation Matters
https://twitter.com/lilghosthands/status/906880583409614848
#12. Very, Very Uncool
this picture is supposed to be a meme but honestly this dog looks so sad who are the people flipping him off I'm tryna fight all of them pic.twitter.com/Pc9QQ1m1qP
— nathan zed (@NathanZed) January 12, 2017
#13. The Dog Comes First
fireman: ok so we extinguished the house fire
me: did u bring the Dalmatian
fireman: what? we just saved your life
me: where's the dog
— kurtis conner (@kurtisconner) January 30, 2016
#14. Getting Hired 101
Interviewer: u worked in sales before?
Me: yeah
Interviewer: what's your background?
Me [gets phone out]: picture of my dog eating spaghetti— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 1, 2017
#15. The Dog Has Your Back
https://twitter.com/KeetPotato/status/659017736689946628
#16. DELETE!
"can i see ur phone"
uh ok one sec pic.twitter.com/fYzpjoSk8n— jonny sun (@jonnysun) February 10, 2015
#17. Where is this Relationship Going?
https://twitter.com/LaziestCanine/status/656991570676330496
#18. America’s Next Top Model
https://twitter.com/victoriaaycock/status/787445006696984576
#19. Start Taking Notes
"Bro check out that DILP."
"Where? Wait what's a DILP?"
"Dog I'd Like to Pet."— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) August 23, 2014
#20. Keep it Down
yeah i love BDSM,
Big
Dogs and
Small
Mdogs— hell baby (@cyberbabe1998) August 18, 2015
#21. The Wonderful Miracle That is Life
I saw the most beautiful baby on the tube earlier pic.twitter.com/jAyorPaibv
— Ethan Harvey (@ethanharv) June 9, 2017
#22. The Most Painful Regret
accidentally hurting ur dog and knowing there's no way to make them understand it was an accident https://t.co/BMKp87ZFIy
— Taylor Nicole Dean (@taylorndean) July 25, 2017
#23. The Life Hacks You Actually Need
U don't even need a dog to go to the dog park. U can just go & play w/ the dogs and if someone asks which one's yours u can say "haha, yeah"
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) March 27, 2015
#24. I Dare You
https://twitter.com/Cpin42/status/823757962346921984
#25. It’s that Time of the Year
https://twitter.com/FactsAboutBoys/status/864341853457403905
#26. Every-heckin-Time!
https://twitter.com/existentiaIly/status/771409174953590785
If this isn’t true love, what is? We love our dogs to the furthest stars and back, and we proudly proclaim it to the world!
Author: Silas
Enthusiastic Writer | Dog's Best Friend