Nobody! That is why we love these fake Wikipedia pages so much. Because they might be fake, but they clearly know what we love about the following dog breeds. These names make me wish that there were actual dog breeds with these names. Alas, we are stuck with ‘german shepherd’ and whatnot for now.
And there is one person to thank for all of this awesomeness, and that is Julius. The following is what she has to say about these pages.
I’ve been creating them for roughly half a year but haven’t posted most of the ones I’ve made as I’ve been building them to release as a collection. I made up almost all of the language used, I didn’t create the term ‘pupper’ or ‘doggo’ but beyond that I’ve mostly made it up as I go and try to stay consistent with what I’ve called things so far.
-Julius
So scroll on below and take a look at what these ‘fake’ Wikipedia pages have to say.
Source: Facebook
PIbbles are pure sweetness. They will do ANYTHING to please their hoomans – even bad things that their stoopid hoomans ask of them.
Totally not their fault. -Weim Central
If it can’t be licked up… it can be mopped up. -Yvonne Bernal
ADDED BONUS – Works great with children as a “connect the dots” puzzle. -Yvonne Bernal
They are paws down the cutest!!! -WaLe
Bulletproof Bois! Their proof protects them from all evil. -Nebula
They forgot to add that Long Boys can get as big as a small ‘slender’ pony and never understand how big they really are. They will sit on your lap and smush you if need be.
They’re really loyal too. All my neighbors who have dogs have golden retrievers. -Nebula
My Horse Boi looks just like the one trying to salsa dance with the lady in the first pic. He’s a good doggo – great at cleaning off counters. That should be added to the info.
And the danger tail. That’s the biggest problem, getting swatted in the personal spots by that tail. -JillVille
Second doggo that originates from Sauerkraut land. -Marvel Monster
Corgos or most commonly known as ‘damn he’s got a booty!’ are extremely gentle creatures. And that is pretty clear when you took a look at their floofy self.
Clouds on earth. -Nebula
Toasted marshmallow! I prefer mine slightly roasted. -Nebula
When this dog has a better education than you. -Nebula
Got three of them. Conquered my heart. -Shiritoru
Aww floof land… Everyone to floof land. -Nini Meow
Am i the only one that read that with an aussie accent? -Foxyloxylou
No, you’re definitely not the only one who did that.
New facts learned. -Nini Meow
This is reaally cute and i love him so much and GET OUT OF HIS SWAMP. -Pasca Mouse
I can confirm with 100% accuracy that they will do ANYTHING for chimken nuggers, garbage nuggers, ant covered nuggers, they want them in their sassy little moufs. -Alycia Bell
To put it simply, not everyone can deal with the sass of a puggo. But if you do get one, you will not regret that decision.
Can walk on water? JESUS DOGGO!! -Foxyloxylou
Do you think these names should be more popular now? As they sure seem way better than the same old boring names. What are your thoughts on all the hard work this woman put into this project?
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