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23 Dog Tweets That Are Never Not Funny

By Sara Salman
December 15, 2017
3 minutes read

There are a few things only dog owners can understand.

No one else would understand the sudden panic when your dog starts chewing something, and you don’t know what it is. Or the way your dog looks at you when he knows he’s guilty of something. It’s the little things that make us love them.

So, here are 23 dog tweets that will never not be funny to dog owners:

#1 Best costume ever.

My mom dressed up as my dog noooooo pic.twitter.com/ScP43uIL67
— Zoë Baumann (@zoebaumann_) November 1, 2016

#2 This dog is going on an adventure.

This dog followed the google earth guy pic.twitter.com/8TD3buLh30
— sam (@samjhewett) June 17, 2017

#3 They care about you and your dog.

There’s a mattress store that gives you a mattress for your dog when you buy a normal one. pic.twitter.com/4aOzmSGoGp
— Ferdanko (@623fer) July 9, 2017

#4 Any day.

dog:
me: i would die for you
— emily angelica (@existentiaIly) September 1, 2016

#5 If dogs could make signs…

did…did he make the sign? pic.twitter.com/XXmuHfTIoA
— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) September 22, 2016

#6 Skills.

What in the actual fuck did i just witness pic.twitter.com/5OyZI9QGGs
— Sath (@satherax) September 19, 2017

#7 My future.

my sister just saw this beautiful family out for a drive in taiwan pic.twitter.com/qO240e30Zt
— fohhhhhammer (@alexqarbuckle) September 28, 2017

#8 Definitely the most handsome.

I told my friend who is living in Japan now to send me the handsomest man of Japan and she didn’t let me down pic.twitter.com/dKjBPQmpRz
— Finding Nimu🦐 (@Sikaloolala) October 9, 2017

#9 Dogs in love.

Every time I take my dog for a walk she has to stop to see her crush. It’s like Romeo and Juliet pic.twitter.com/mJvHIrH2SQ
— bennett (@mbeezy69) October 3, 2016

#10 He has a heart.

worst part of Skyrim was when I found that dog whose owner died in a cabin, and then I of course had to adopt the dog bc i’m not a monster
— 🎄Patrichristmas Lenton🎄 (@PatrickLenton) April 5, 2016

#11 New shirt!

Bad news: I accidentally washed a nice wool shirt that I really loved and it shrunk a LOT
Good news: pic.twitter.com/bPN6uji4ws
— alex tumay (@alextumay) October 24, 2017

#12 Organized doggo.

So my dog has a closet for all of his neck ties and bow ties pic.twitter.com/kze5lhzq5q
— Jaira Farala (@jairafarala) October 17, 2017

#13 Druggo.

doggo went under for surgery and now he is DRUGGO pic.twitter.com/ZTJpqapbGq
— hot librarian (@smack__that) March 27, 2017

#14 The same question every time.

me: whos a good dog–
dog: look we both know i am so maybe–
me: whos a–
dog: so mAYBE UR ASKING ME IF IM GOOD TO AVOID ASKING URSELF IF U ARE
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) October 15, 2017

#15 I’d be excited too.

My dog was featured on the local news yesterday and was very excited about it pic.twitter.com/FgQqoS8Fm4
— jolly jade (@JadoElizabeth) November 8, 2017

#16 In bread.

Purebread dogs vs. inbread dogs pic.twitter.com/e1nC0d7EkR
— Tinker Elle (@elle91) February 22, 2017

#17 Your secret is out.

When ur human says “who’s a good boy” and u already know it’s u pic.twitter.com/Iv9mFqAnyB
— meg (@megalot_) October 23, 2016

#18 LET HIM SLEEP.

me: *reading funny tweets out loud*
me: *shines phone light in my dog’s face*
me: “Ok good ur still up, listen to this one”
— Cathleen Conrad (@cathleenconrad) July 23, 2015

#19 So cute.

Guys my mom just tucked my dog in for his afternoon nap and I am dying pic.twitter.com/0b3zGHR1u2
— Valia (@livetimefe) November 12, 2017

#20 Hey, don’t call him an idiot.

Look what this idiot got himself into this morning. pic.twitter.com/MMhznujcXK
— ralphthemoviemaker (@ralphsepe) November 5, 2017

#21 That was unexpected.

This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes “are you allowed to have dogs on the bus” and I just shrugged thinking he was gonna give me shit or something but then he pulls out a chihuahua out of nowhere
— alek🐌 (@mogvvai) November 14, 2017