No one else would understand the sudden panic when your dog starts chewing something, and you don’t know what it is. Or the way your dog looks at you when he knows he’s guilty of something. It’s the little things that make us love them.
So, here are 23 dog tweets that will never not be funny to dog owners:
My mom dressed up as my dog noooooo pic.twitter.com/ScP43uIL67
— Zoë Baumann (@zoebaumann_) November 1, 2016
This dog followed the google earth guy pic.twitter.com/8TD3buLh30
— sam (@samjhewett) June 17, 2017
There’s a mattress store that gives you a mattress for your dog when you buy a normal one. pic.twitter.com/4aOzmSGoGp
— Ferdanko (@623fer) July 9, 2017
dog:
me: i would die for you— emily angelica (@existentiaIly) September 1, 2016
did…did he make the sign? pic.twitter.com/XXmuHfTIoA
— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) September 22, 2016
What in the actual fuck did i just witness pic.twitter.com/5OyZI9QGGs
— Sath (@satherax) September 19, 2017
my sister just saw this beautiful family out for a drive in taiwan pic.twitter.com/qO240e30Zt
— fohhhhhammer (@alexqarbuckle) September 28, 2017
I told my friend who is living in Japan now to send me the handsomest man of Japan and she didn’t let me down pic.twitter.com/dKjBPQmpRz
— Finding Nimu🦐 (@Sikaloolala) October 9, 2017
Every time I take my dog for a walk she has to stop to see her crush. It’s like Romeo and Juliet pic.twitter.com/mJvHIrH2SQ
— bennett (@mbeezy69) October 3, 2016
worst part of Skyrim was when I found that dog whose owner died in a cabin, and then I of course had to adopt the dog bc i’m not a monster
— 🎄Patrichristmas Lenton🎄 (@PatrickLenton) April 5, 2016
Bad news: I accidentally washed a nice wool shirt that I really loved and it shrunk a LOT
Good news: pic.twitter.com/bPN6uji4ws
— alex tumay (@alextumay) October 24, 2017
So my dog has a closet for all of his neck ties and bow ties pic.twitter.com/kze5lhzq5q
— Jaira Farala (@jairafarala) October 17, 2017
doggo went under for surgery and now he is DRUGGO pic.twitter.com/ZTJpqapbGq
— hot librarian (@smack__that) March 27, 2017
me: whos a good dog–
dog: look we both know i am so maybe–
me: whos a–
dog: so mAYBE UR ASKING ME IF IM GOOD TO AVOID ASKING URSELF IF U ARE— jomny sun (@jonnysun) October 15, 2017
My dog was featured on the local news yesterday and was very excited about it pic.twitter.com/FgQqoS8Fm4
— jolly jade (@JadoElizabeth) November 8, 2017
Purebread dogs vs. inbread dogs pic.twitter.com/e1nC0d7EkR
— Tinker Elle (@elle91) February 22, 2017
When ur human says “who’s a good boy” and u already know it’s u pic.twitter.com/Iv9mFqAnyB
— meg (@megalot_) October 23, 2016
me: *reading funny tweets out loud*
me: *shines phone light in my dog’s face*
me: “Ok good ur still up, listen to this one”— Cathleen Conrad (@cathleenconrad) July 23, 2015
Guys my mom just tucked my dog in for his afternoon nap and I am dying pic.twitter.com/0b3zGHR1u2
— Valia (@livetimefe) November 12, 2017
Look what this idiot got himself into this morning. pic.twitter.com/MMhznujcXK
— ralphthemoviemaker (@ralphsepe) November 5, 2017
This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes “are you allowed to have dogs on the bus” and I just shrugged thinking he was gonna give me shit or something but then he pulls out a chihuahua out of nowhere
— alek🐌 (@mogvvai) November 14, 2017