10+ Tweets for Those Who Prefer Doggos Over People

• By Eva Yong
• January 20, 2018
• 2 minutes read

In today’s world, there’s plenty of us who seriously prefer hanging out with our doggos than our friends.

Don’t believe me?

Well, a picture (and tweet) speaks a thousand words, and they really do.

Scroll down to see what parents have shared on Twittersphere about their little furkids.

Source: Buzzfeed

#1 Who says no to birthdays anyway?

friend: "hey let's go out tonight"

me: "can't, I'm at my dog's birthday party" pic.twitter.com/CzpDFAm1xI

— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) January 14, 2018

#2 Dogs deserve a seat on the bus too!

This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes “are you allowed to have dogs on the bus” and I just shrugged thinking he was gonna give me shit or something but then he pulls out a chihuahua out of nowhere

— A (@mogvvai) November 14, 2017

#3 Where’re your eyes at?

DATE: my eyes are up here
ME: [imediately looking up from their dog] sorry

— jomny sun (@jonnysun) June 15, 2017

#4 Why y’all flipping at me when I didn’t do anything wrong?

this picture is supposed to be a meme but honestly this dog looks so sad who are the people flipping him off I'm tryna fight all of them pic.twitter.com/Pc9QQ1m1qP

— nathan zed (@NathanZed) January 12, 2017

#5 Another reason why we prefer talking to doggos

I unconsciously smile at people's dogs as they walk them down the street. Recently I smiled at a man's dog as I was lost in thought and he said, "Bitch smiles at a dog but won't look me in the eye." A DOG WOULD NEVER SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT, THAT'S WHY.

— Louise Hung (@LouiseHung1) December 19, 2017

#6 Proof that doggos are nicer than hoomans

my dad has been telling me for years about various friendly encounters with Mike, another resident of his apartment building he really likes and i found out yesterday that Mike is a dog

— monica heisey (@monicaheisey) December 13, 2017

#7 All songs should be about dogs, really

I wrote a song about your dog it's called give him to me

— Deirdre (@figgled) July 4, 2016

#8 Pawfect for doggo gamers!

made a virtual reality game where you pet a dog. thats it thats the whole game pic.twitter.com/YqBbtRFBiA

— manny404 (@mannynotfound) June 28, 2017

#9 What historical figure?

me: any historical figure?
wizard: that’s right

[later at dinner]

Beethoven: you seem disappointed
me: *hiding dog treats* it’s fine

— dan mentos (@DanMentos) November 18, 2017

#10 If you can’t have a doggo, create one

[makes a little voodoo doll of my neighbor's dog and pets it]

— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) December 10, 2017

#11 The show definitely must go on!

every morning I ask the dog "the usual?" before pouring her food into her bowl & neither of us thinks it's funny but that's showbiz baby

— dalton day (@lilghosthands) September 10, 2017

#12 Don’t we all agree on this?

#13 Hold up one sec

"can i see ur phone"
uh ok one sec pic.twitter.com/fYzpjoSk8n

— jomny sun (@jonnysun) February 10, 2015

#14 My job scope also includes taking cute pictures of my doggo

Interviewer: u worked in sales before?
Me: yeah
Interviewer: what's your background?
Me [gets phone out]: picture of my dog eating spaghetti

— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 1, 2017

#15 Dogs’ lives matter too!

fireman: ok so we extinguished the house fire

me: did u bring the Dalmatian

fireman: what? we just saved your life

me: where's the dog

— kurtis conner (@kurtisconner) January 30, 2016

#16 “Shotgun seat for doggos only!”

my dad had the dog sit up front while me and my mom and brother sit in the back pic.twitter.com/rEVknWw3Rp

— emily (@spaghemily) March 21, 2016

#17 It all boils down to what the doggo thinks

https://twitter.com/KeetPotato/status/659017736689946628

#18 Bring on all the BDSMs!

yeah i love BDSM,
Big
Dogs and
Small
Mdogs

— hell baby (@cyberbabe1998) August 18, 2015

#19 Date the hooman to get the doggo

[1st date]
Maybe next time i could meet your dog

[2nd date]
Your dog is so cool

[3rd date]
Do u mind if me & your dog hung out without you

— Lazy dog (@LaziestCanine) October 22, 2015

#20 Guess who’s the photogenic one?

I'M AT THIS PUMPKIN PATCH IN CULVER CITY AND THIS GUY IS TRULY HAVING A FULL ON PHOTOSHOOT WITH HIS DOG pic.twitter.com/JNXABZ7HaV

— Victoria Aycock (@victoriaaycock) October 16, 2016

#21 Where them doggos at?

"Bro check out that DILP."
"Where? Wait what's a DILP?"
"Dog I'd Like to Pet."

— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) August 23, 2014

#22 Isn’t that the most adorable baby?

I saw the most beautiful baby on the tube earlier pic.twitter.com/jAyorPaibv

— Ethan Harvey (@ethanharv) June 9, 2017

#23 Who says you need dogs to go to the dog park?

U don't even need a dog to go to the dog park. U can just go & play w/ the dogs and if someone asks which one's yours u can say "haha, yeah"

— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) March 27, 2015

#24 Will provide endless pets to your dog forever

I will pet your dog until you call the police

— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) January 24, 2017

#25 “Would you do the same for me, too?”

dog:
me: i would die for you

— emily angelica (@existentiaIly) September 1, 2016

#26 Definitely

this could be us pic.twitter.com/TmgN2uDxwc

— Real (@FactsAboutBoys) May 16, 2017