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As a dog lover, you must relate to the warmth and joy that you feel browsing through the cute doggo photos on the Internet. Everyone who has a dog never misses out on an opportunity to show the world how smart and adorable they are.
It’s not just pictures that catch our attention anymore.
These tweets about dogs are so clever and hilarious that you would laugh out loud at them. So sit back and enjoy, wherever you are, while ignoring the judgmental stares for laughing like crazy!
DATE: my eyes are up here
ME: [imediately looking up from their dog] sorry— jomny sun (@jonnysun) June 15, 2017
This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes “are you allowed to have dogs on the bus” and I just shrugged thinking he was gonna give me shit or something but then he pulls out a chihuahua out of nowhere
— A (@mogvvai) November 14, 2017
friend: "hey let's go out tonight"
me: "can't, I'm at my dog's birthday party" pic.twitter.com/CzpDFAm1xI
— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) January 14, 2018
my dad has been telling me for years about various friendly encounters with Mike, another resident of his apartment building he really likes and i found out yesterday that Mike is a dog
— monica heisey (@monicaheisey) December 13, 2017
I wrote a song about your dog it's called give him to me
— Deirdre (@figgled) July 4, 2016
made a virtual reality game where you pet a dog. thats it thats the whole game pic.twitter.com/YqBbtRFBiA
— m'anny404 (@mannynotfound) June 28, 2017
[makes a little voodoo doll of my neighbor's dog and pets it]
— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) December 10, 2017
me: any historical figure?
wizard: that’s right[later at dinner]
Beethoven: you seem disappointed
me: *hiding dog treats* it’s fine— dan mentos (@DanMentos) November 18, 2017
I unconsciously smile at people's dogs as they walk them down the street. Recently I smiled at a man's dog as I was lost in thought and he said, "Bitch smiles at a dog but won't look me in the eye." A DOG WOULD NEVER SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT, THAT'S WHY.
— Louise Hung (@LouiseHung1) December 19, 2017
my dad had the dog sit up front while me and my mom and brother sit in the back pic.twitter.com/rEVknWw3Rp
— emily (@spaghemily) March 21, 2016
every morning I ask the dog "the usual?" before pouring her food into her bowl & neither of us thinks it's funny but that's showbiz baby
— dalton day (@lilghosthands) September 10, 2017
this picture is supposed to be a meme but honestly this dog looks so sad who are the people flipping him off I'm tryna fight all of them pic.twitter.com/Pc9QQ1m1qP
— nathan zed (@NathanZed) January 12, 2017
fireman: ok so we extinguished the house fire
me: did u bring the Dalmatian
fireman: what? we just saved your life
me: where's the dog
— kurtis conner (@kurtisconner) January 30, 2016
Interviewer: u worked in sales before?
Me: yeah
Interviewer: what's your background?
Me [gets phone out]: picture of my dog eating spaghetti— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 1, 2017
https://twitter.com/KeetPotato/status/659017736689946628
"can i see ur phone"
uh ok one sec pic.twitter.com/fYzpjoSk8n— jomny sun (@jonnysun) February 10, 2015
[1st date]
Maybe next time i could meet your dog[2nd date]
Your dog is so cool[3rd date]
Do u mind if me & your dog hung out without you— Lazy dog (@LaziestCanine) October 22, 2015
I'M AT THIS PUMPKIN PATCH IN CULVER CITY AND THIS GUY IS TRULY HAVING A FULL ON PHOTOSHOOT WITH HIS DOG pic.twitter.com/JNXABZ7HaV
— Victoria Aycock (@victoriaaycock) October 16, 2016
"Bro check out that DILP."
"Where? Wait what's a DILP?"
"Dog I'd Like to Pet."— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) August 23, 2014
yeah i love BDSM,
Big
Dogs and
Small
Mdogs— hell baby (@cyberbabe1998) August 18, 2015
I saw the most beautiful baby on the tube earlier pic.twitter.com/jAyorPaibv
— Ethan Harvey (@ethanharv) June 9, 2017
accidentally hurting ur dog and knowing there's no way to make them understand it was an accident https://t.co/BMKp87ZFIy
— Taylor Nicole Dean (@taylorndean) July 25, 2017
U don't even need a dog to go to the dog park. U can just go & play w/ the dogs and if someone asks which one's yours u can say "haha, yeah"
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) March 27, 2015
I will pet your dog until you call the police
— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) January 24, 2017
this could be us pic.twitter.com/TmgN2uDxwc
— Real (@FactsAboutBoys) May 16, 2017
dog:
me: i would die for you— emily angelica (@existentiaIly) September 1, 2016
If this isn’t true love, what is? We love our dogs to the furthest stars and back, and we proudly proclaim it to the world!
