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10+ Tweets that Show How Dearly We Hold On To Our Precious Furry Goofballs

By Silas
January 25, 2018
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As a dog lover, you must relate to the warmth and joy that you feel browsing through the cute doggo photos on the Internet. Everyone who has a dog never misses out on an opportunity to show the world how smart and adorable they are.

It’s not just pictures that catch our attention anymore.

These tweets about dogs are so clever and hilarious that you would laugh out loud at them. So sit back and enjoy, wherever you are, while ignoring the judgmental stares for laughing like crazy!

#1. Priorities.

DATE: my eyes are up here
ME: [imediately looking up from their dog] sorry
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) June 15, 2017

#2. Helluva Magic Trick

This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes “are you allowed to have dogs on the bus” and I just shrugged thinking he was gonna give me shit or something but then he pulls out a chihuahua out of nowhere
— A (@mogvvai) November 14, 2017

#3. Socializing with Humans? Nah!

friend: "hey let's go out tonight"
me: "can't, I'm at my dog's birthday party" pic.twitter.com/CzpDFAm1xI
— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) January 14, 2018

#4. No Doubt Mike is the Best

my dad has been telling me for years about various friendly encounters with Mike, another resident of his apartment building he really likes and i found out yesterday that Mike is a dog
— monica heisey (@monicaheisey) December 13, 2017

#5. The Greatest Hit Number

I wrote a song about your dog it's called give him to me
— Deirdre (@figgled) July 4, 2016

#6. For the Pro Gamers

made a virtual reality game where you pet a dog. thats it thats the whole game pic.twitter.com/YqBbtRFBiA
— m'anny404 (@mannynotfound) June 28, 2017

#7. Gonna Try this One for Sure

[makes a little voodoo doll of my neighbor's dog and pets it]
— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) December 10, 2017

#8. Not the Beethoven He Wanted

me: any historical figure?
wizard: that’s right
[later at dinner]
Beethoven: you seem disappointed
me: *hiding dog treats* it’s fine
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) November 18, 2017

#9. Dogs have Better Manners, That’s Why

I unconsciously smile at people's dogs as they walk them down the street. Recently I smiled at a man's dog as I was lost in thought and he said, "Bitch smiles at a dog but won't look me in the eye." A DOG WOULD NEVER SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT, THAT'S WHY.
— Louise Hung (@LouiseHung1) December 19, 2017

#10. The Right Way

my dad had the dog sit up front while me and my mom and brother sit in the back pic.twitter.com/rEVknWw3Rp
— emily (@spaghemily) March 21, 2016

#11. The Presentation Matters

every morning I ask the dog "the usual?" before pouring her food into her bowl & neither of us thinks it's funny but that's showbiz baby
— dalton day (@lilghosthands) September 10, 2017

#12. Very, Very Uncool

this picture is supposed to be a meme but honestly this dog looks so sad who are the people flipping him off I'm tryna fight all of them pic.twitter.com/Pc9QQ1m1qP
— nathan zed (@NathanZed) January 12, 2017

#13. The Dog Comes First

fireman: ok so we extinguished the house fire
me: did u bring the Dalmatian
fireman: what? we just saved your life
me: where's the dog
— kurtis conner (@kurtisconner) January 30, 2016

#14. Getting Hired 101

Interviewer: u worked in sales before?
Me: yeah
Interviewer: what's your background?
Me [gets phone out]: picture of my dog eating spaghetti
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 1, 2017

#15. The Dog Has Your Back

https://twitter.com/KeetPotato/status/659017736689946628

#16. DELETE!

"can i see ur phone"
uh ok one sec pic.twitter.com/fYzpjoSk8n
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) February 10, 2015

#17. Where is this Relationship Going?

[1st date]
Maybe next time i could meet your dog
[2nd date]
Your dog is so cool
[3rd date]
Do u mind if me & your dog hung out without you
— Lazy dog (@LaziestCanine) October 22, 2015

#18. America’s Next Top Model

I'M AT THIS PUMPKIN PATCH IN CULVER CITY AND THIS GUY IS TRULY HAVING A FULL ON PHOTOSHOOT WITH HIS DOG pic.twitter.com/JNXABZ7HaV
— Victoria Aycock (@victoriaaycock) October 16, 2016

#19. Start Taking Notes

"Bro check out that DILP."
"Where? Wait what's a DILP?"
"Dog I'd Like to Pet."
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) August 23, 2014

#20. Keep it Down

yeah i love BDSM,
Big
Dogs and
Small
Mdogs
— hell baby (@cyberbabe1998) August 18, 2015

#21. The Wonderful Miracle That is Life

I saw the most beautiful baby on the tube earlier pic.twitter.com/jAyorPaibv
— Ethan Harvey (@ethanharv) June 9, 2017

#22. The Most Painful Regret

accidentally hurting ur dog and knowing there's no way to make them understand it was an accident https://t.co/BMKp87ZFIy
— Taylor Nicole Dean (@taylorndean) July 25, 2017

#23. The Life Hacks You Actually Need

U don't even need a dog to go to the dog park. U can just go & play w/ the dogs and if someone asks which one's yours u can say "haha, yeah"
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) March 27, 2015